Top 10 Reasons POTUS Tells Donors Why US Has Changed for the Better

Folks, I honestly don’t know where our friend John Batchelor found these, but he posted them on Twitter. It reads like a Letterman Top 10 should, don’t you think?

The Top 10 reasons POTUS tells donors why the US has changed for the better since he took office are:

10. Not a single terrorist-bomber we missed was competent.

9. We passed a health care bill…’cept for those 1000s opting out.

8. Michelle and I have been on many vacays, hosted many parties.

7. My golf game is better than it has been in years.

6. It’s really all George Bush’s fault and the voters won’t forget.

5. Mainstream media hasn’t diminished their blind adoration for me.

4. US apologized to world/Muslims, they like us now. Yes, really.

3. US no longer a dominant power, near zero foreign involvement.

2. Dependence on welfare state highest since Great Depression.

1. Government expanded, biz influence diminished, income redistributed.