Orlando Sentinel staff writer Dewayne Bevil reported July 3 that POTUS has officially joined the Magic Kingdom’s revamped Hall of Presidents. Bevil notes that there could be some last minute tinkering but the feature is ready to go.
Of course, no sooner is it said than FreedomFairy swooped in to get a candid shot and gives us an accurate report straight from the Land of Fairy Tales and waxen presidents:
- No more of that annoying head bob. Left to right. Right to left, like we’re watching the watcher at Wimbledon.
No more head popping up and down as our Gifted Orator reads from a script designed to reduce his dependence on TOTUS.
Have the “…uh, uh, uh’s” left you completely confused about what he was saying in the first place?
Have you wondered why both “his” policies and “his” convictions seem NEVER to come easily without a script writer? Even in articulating something so inherently ingrained in most Americans, especially Presidents, as giving thanks to American military members and their families at a July 4th White House?
Have you, too, wondered why the President of the United States never looks you in the eye when he speaks to the American People?
Well, worry and wonder no more!
The Imagineers at Walt Disney World in Florida have taken care of these little annoyances.
Completely wired for sound and programmed with hundreds of tiny life-like movements, Our President can now speak directly to YOU!
Pass-holder Jason Bluming of New Jersey said “I thought technically his movements were really good.”
“It seems like they put a lot of time in on him,” Orlando’s Helen Schaff, a Hall of Presidents fan, noted.
Smooth. We think so.
So did Rham, Axelrod and Ayers, but I digress….
Not only are the “ur’s” and “ah, ah, ah’s” gone completely, the technology ensures President Barack Obama may actually be able to be in more places at once than it already appears he is, while driving his message home – while never leaving home!
Crisis in Iran? Obama’s there with a stern warning to the Ayatollah. Dissent in Honduras? No sweat. Literally.
After all, being the President is hard, and with the help of the Imagineers at Disney, the President’s job just got a little easier.
How it’s done:
Now in all seriousness we can finally ask, “WHO IS the Real Barack Obama?”
I bet the White House has ordered a 1/2 dozen of these. Now they can just pop an animatronic in front of a White House window when Barry & Michelle take off on their next New York/Paris or wherever “outings”…us gullible folk will be so fooled!
They forgot the teleprompters and the adulating and salivating MSM.
great. Florida gets screwed by that bum a 2nd time.